Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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