She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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