Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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