hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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