I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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