I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
