And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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