Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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