if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
