so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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