Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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