you have to choose: penises or morals?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
i think im in europe. pls send help
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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