Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Every concussion has its silver lining
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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