It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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