Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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