you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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