That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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