Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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