I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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