I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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