You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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