Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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