Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize