I hate all girls vehemently.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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