It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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