I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
