Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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