hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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