at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
a search helicopter?!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
