Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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