Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Congratulations! We have a period
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