So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Are we still banned from the library?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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