i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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