sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My balls are so social today.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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