If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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