The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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