I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
vagina is talking i cant
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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