Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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