The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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