I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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