Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Sorry my hands just texted you
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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