At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Panties = found
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