Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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