But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I look better un-naked...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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