i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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