Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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