i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
