Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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