it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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