how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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