i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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