he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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