i can't believe i had my finger in that
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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